Metrik Minute

Yokohama just released a new set of tires that they’re making from 80% Orange Oil, and 20% Blood Oil (Petrolium).

Now when you burn rubber peeling out you can feel good about doing something good for the Earth! 

“No more of that nasty rubber smell I’m tired of huffing” commented one Vlad Metrik, “its pure Orange Dream heaven for me when my friend peels out in my face, as I lie there beneath the tires indulging myself with the natural intoxicant.”

 

Click Here to take a whiff!

A (non-existant) Yokohama representative said that their next application of this wonderful technology will probably be condoms, making is safer and more delicious than ever to chew condoms like gum, as demonstrated to me by my 6th grade Sex Ed teacher

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