Metrik Minute

Yokohama just released a new set of tires that they’re making from 80% Orange Oil, and 20% Blood Oil (Petrolium).

Now when you burn rubber peeling out you can feel good about doing something good for the Earth! 

“No more of that nasty rubber smell I’m tired of huffing” commented one Vlad Metrik, “its pure Orange Dream heaven for me when my friend peels out in my face, as I lie there beneath the tires indulging myself with the natural intoxicant.”

 

Click Here to take a whiff!

A (non-existant) Yokohama representative said that their next application of this wonderful technology will probably be condoms, making is safer and more delicious than ever to chew condoms like gum, as demonstrated to me by my 6th grade Sex Ed teacher

The ECC – the Brittish Owned “Electrictrical Car Corporation” has put out an electric version of the Citroen C1.  They basically gutted everything motor, and put in a bunch of batteries.  Over there this is giving the G-Whiz some competition, as this is an actual car (the G-Whiz is basically a quadped, which means that it doesn’t need to be registered as a car). 

Evie can go 75 miles and speeds up to 60mph.  She’s a zippie gal, and a safe bet – she’s got 4/5 stars from crash ratings tests. 

Evie is a quiet gal, and pedestriansneed to be aware of her presence because she won’t speak up when running past you. 

If she eats a few adults, they go straight to her hips and she gets a little sluggish when trying to run. 

She’s relatively low maintenance, but due to her new makeover she’s looking for a partner who can afford a bit more…

Expect this Brittish cutie to take hit the streets by 2011.